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INT. JOHN'S ROOM JOHN BAILEY (50), sits alone in his room. He has a long grey beard and is wearing only pants. His room is clean and nicely organized. A pair of speedos sits on his floor in front of him. They are the only thing that's on the floor. JOHN (Singing) If i were... To wear you speedo. Would you help me get a girlfriend? If i were... To love you speedo. Would you... Love me back the same? UNKNOWN VOICE (O.S.) Na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na. John stands up. JOHN (CONT'D) If i were... To wear you speedo. Would you help me find the light. John starts to dance. JOHN (CONT'D) I think i am in love with you. You helped me find the path i need. I think i'm in love with you. You helped me find the path i need. UNKNOWN VOICE (O.S.) Na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na. John opens his window. JOHN (Singing) Everybody! Hear me now. I've bought a pair of speedos and they helped me find the way. I think i am in love. In with them, you see? No wait! I KNOW that i'm in love. My dear speedos I LOVE YOU! A KNOCK is then hearn on Johns door. JOHN Hello? An old lady walks in the room. OLD LADY Dinner time. JOHN Be right down mom. The lady then leaves. John loves down at his speedos. JOHN I love you. John gets on his knees and bends down to kiss them. THE ENDReturn to SimplyScripts.com