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               EXT. BACKYARD - EVENING

               TIMMY (10) sits on the ground and digs a hole. He has a
               little yellow plastic shovel and a small bucket.

                                   MOTHER (O.S.)
                         Timmy! Dinner time.

               Timmy looks behind himself and runs away. The sun then
               suddenly goes down and lightning strikes the hole Timmy dug.
               A squirrel then magically appears out of nowhere.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         God dammit!

               The little squirrel then runs towards the hole. It squats
               down and takes a shit in the hole.

                                   SQUIRREL
                             (Constipated)
                         Ah come the fuck on!

               The squirrel then looks relieved and walks away.

               The sun then suddenly comes up. Timmy comes running back
               outside and sits down by the hole.

               Timmy looks in the hole. He holds his nose and takes his
               shovel. He then shovels the poop out of the hole.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Hey!

               Timmy looks up and the squirrel is looking down at him from
               the top of the tree.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         What the fuck are you doing?!?

               The squirrel then jumps from the tree in front of Timmy.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Why are you touching my shit.

                                   TIMMY
                         You can talk?

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Oh my god. I can talk?!? AHHH!

               The squirrel runs around in circles. It then stops in front
               of Timmy.

                                   SQUIRREL
                             (Serious)
                         I can talk...bitch.

                                   TIMMY
                         What do you want?

                                   SQUIRREL
                         You touched my shit!?! Why you
                         touch my shit?

                                   TIMMY
                         Well it was in my hole. So i had to
                         took it out.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Wanna fight bitch?

                                   TIMMY
                         Mom-

                                   SQUIRREL
                             (Cuts Timmy Off)
                         Mommy is not gonna help you. This
                         is my shithole now.

                                   TIMMY
                         But i dug it.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Shut the fuck up. I am your master.

                                   TIMMY
                         No you're not.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         AHHHHHHH!

               The squirrel then takes a sword out.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         Let's fight!

                                   TIMMY
                         I don't wanna fight.

               The squirrel starts swinging the sword around.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         I'm ready to kick your ass.

               Timmy gets up and start running away. The squirrel chases
               him. They are running around the yard.

                                   SQUIRREL
                             (Running)
                         Stop running. I just wanna be your
                         friend.

               The squirrel then stops. Timmy looks back and stops also.

               The squirrel then starts to take another shit.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         God dammit. Not again.

               After the squirrel is done it picks the shit up and starts
               throwing it at Timmy.

               It splats against the tree and after a few throws it hits
               Timmy in the face.

                                   TIMMY
                         Ewww.

               Timmy wipes it from his face.

                                   TIMMY
                         Fine! The hole can be yours.

                                   SQUIRREL
                         That's what i thought bitch.

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