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                          THE LUNCHROOM                                
                               
                          Episode Twelve
                         "Everybody Hurts"

                        Season Three Finale
                             Part One

                                
                           Teleplay by
                        Melinda Waterman                                                                
                              
                            Story by
                          Bruce Snyder                             
                                                                
                               
                           Created by
                          Bruce Snyder                                
                                
                                                               
                       EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
                          Bruce Snyder
                                
                       EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
                          Vincent Biga
                                
                          STORY EDITOR
                        Melinda Waterman
                                 
                       CONSULTING PRODUCER
                          Edward Drogos
                                
                       CONSULTING PRODUCER
                           Max Majernik
                               

                                 
                                 CAST LIST

		Will Cooper.................................
		Joel Mayberry...............................
		Brian Vandele...............................
		Brock Warner................................
		Reicther....................................
		Casey Jennings..............................
		Chris Hughes................................
		Stacy Cifaretto.............................
		Mr. John Parker.............................

 
                              GUEST CAST LIST

		Kate Davidson...............................
		Richard Belzer..............................
		Ellen Conner................................
		Ms. Diane Ballard...........................
		Cathy.......................................
		Sarah Thorman...............................
		Principal Stevens...........................






     Copyright © Bruce Snyder 

     TEASER

     FADE IN:

     INT. KATE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

     KATE DAVISON is sitting on the couch. She seems to be 
     curled up into a little ball, rocking slowly back and 
     forth. There's a knock at the door. Kate quickly gets up 
     and walks toward the front door.

                                KATE
                    Oh thank Christ!

     She opens it to reveal CHRIS HUGHES. He seems worried.

                                CHRIS
                    I came over as soon as you called. 
                    What's the matter?

                                KATE
                    Well, I was taking a shower when I 
                    heard someone...And-And I think 
                    there may be someone in the house!

                                CHRIS
                    A stranger? In the house?

                                KATE
                    Yeah. In the closet of my parent's 
                    room.

                                CHRIS
                    Oh shit...Um, where are your 
                    parents?

                                KATE
                    They're in Chicago for a business 
                    trip.

     Chris looks worried.

                                CHRIS
                            (to himself)
                    Fuck.
                             (out loud)
                    Are you sure there's someone in the 
                    house?

                                KATE 
                    Sure as fucking rain.

                                CHRIS
                    Um...I...Uh...

                                KATE
                    Well?

                                CHRIS
                    Well what?

                                KATE
                    Do something.

                                CHRIS
                    Do something?

                                KATE
                    Yeah.

                                CHRIS
                    Like what?

                                KATE
                    Take some action! I mean there is 
                    an intruder in my house.

                                CHRIS
                    Get me a phone. I'll show you some 
                    action. I'll call the cops.

                                KATE
                    What, you can't take care of him?

     Chris gives her a strange look.

                                CHRIS
                    He's an intruder!

                                KATE
                    Yeah, but you don't know what he 
                    looks like. He could be a small, 
                    bald, skinny, white, Jewish man.

                                CHRIS
                    Hey! I find that offensive.

                                KATE
                    Sorry.

                                CHRIS
                    All Jews are not bald and white.

     Small pause. Kate sighs in frustration.

                                KATE
                    What are we going to do about my 
                    little guest upstairs?

     Chris thinks.

                                CHRIS
                    Let him get comfy until the police 
                    arrive?

     Kate seems annoyed.

                                                          CUT TO:                        

     EXT. SCHOOL - DAY

     Establishing shot. Out front there is a sign that reads 
     "Today: Auditions for School Musical."

     INT. SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY

     Principal Stevens is walking down the hallway, whistling 
     as he is about to leave the building. Suddenly MR. JOHN 
     PARKER appears from the corner.

                                PARKER
                    Wait, right there you old bastard!

     Parker walks fast toward Stevens. Stevens reaches into 
     his pocket and tries to get his keys out.

                                STEVENS
                             (to himself)
                    Crap. Where are they?

     Parker runs up to Stevens.

                                STEVENS
                            (to himself)
                    Shit.
                            (out loud)
                    Oh, John. What can I do for you?

     Parker rises a pamphlet up.

                                PARKER
                    What the hell is this?

     Steven looks at it.

                                STEVENS
                    Why, I believe it is a pamphlet for 
                    the new Musical.

                                PARKER
                    Why does it say, "Directed by John 
                    Parker AND Diane Ballard?"

                                STEVENS
                    Well, it is because, Miss Ballard 
                    will now be co-directing the 
                    project with you.

                                PARKER
                    Why?

                                STEVENS
                    To be honest, John. A lot of the 
                    staff and board of directors were 
                    very unsure of your abilities to 
                    pull off such a very big and VERY 
                    expensive show.

                                PARKER
                    So basically, you hired someone to 
                    help to make sure I don't screw up?

                                STEVENS
                    By George, you are smart.

     Stevens begins to walk away.

                                PARKER
                    Wait, a minute. When was this 
                    decided anyway?

                                STEVENS
                    Only a few days ago.

                                PARKER
                    Why wasn't I told?

                                STEVENS
                    You were told. Three times.

     Parker looks confused.

                                STEVENS
                    For God's sake man, why don't you 
                    take a look at your mailbox in the 
                    main office.

                                PARKER
                    I have a mailbox in there?

     Stevens sighs. Just then, MISS DIANE BALLARD comes in.

                                BALLARD
                    Oh hey, John! I hope you don't mind 
                    but I switched the audition song 
                    from "Why Can't the English" to 
                    "The Rain in Spain."

                                PARKER
                    Um, I kind -

                                BALLARD
                             (a bit fast)
                    Don't worry, I told everyone in 
                    advance that there was going to be 
                    a song change. Also I changed the 
                    lines for the kids who are trying 
                    out for the part of Freddy to what 
                    the character says at the end of 
                    scene 7 of act two. I also changed 
                    the lines for Higgins, Eliza, and 
                    George. I hope you don't mind it's 
                    just that I think these new lines 
                    are a better showcase for the 
                    student's acting talents.

     Pause.

                                PARKER
                    Ooooookay.

                                BALLARD
                    I'm going to head down there right 
                    now.

     Ballard heads out the down and into the hallway. 
     Parker looks a bit upset. Stevens smiles.

                                STEVENS
                    Have fun, John.

     Stevens gets out his keys and takes a few steps. Parker 
     quickly runs and grabs his keys.
 
                                STEVENS
                    Oh, I know what your going to do. 
                    Your going to hide my keys because 
                    of this Ballard problem.

     Parker walks over to the main door and opens it. He 
     throws it as hard as he can. Parker smiles and begins to 
     walk away.

                                PARKER
                    Have fun, Bob.

     He leaves and heads down the hallway. Stevens shakes his 
     head and heads closer toward the door.

                                STEVENS
                    Oh so young and ignorant. Thinks 
                    I'll be upset over -

     He looks worried.

                                STEVENS
                    Where the hell are they?

     He takes another intense look.

                                                         CUT TO:

     INT. JOEL'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME

     Joel is sitting on the couch, with a phone in his hand. 
     He seems to debating about something. Suddenly, he dials 
     some numbers.

     Pause.

                                CATHY (O.S.)
                    Hello?

                                JOEL
                    Hey, Cathy. It's me...Joel.

     Instant hang-up. Joel kinda seems disappointed.

                                JOEL
                            (to himself)
                    Okay. Okay. Should've saw that 
                    coming.

                                                          CUT TO:

     INT. CATHY'S HOUSE - CATHY'S ROOM - MINUTES LATER

     Cathy is sitting up in her bed, reading the book "Pride 
     and Prejudice." Suddenly, the phone on her nightstand 
     rings. Cathy answers.

                                CATHY
                    Hello?

                                VOICE (O.S.)
                           (English accent)
                    Yes, hello. Is Cathy there?

                                CATHY
                             (confused)
                    ...Yes. This is her.

                                VOICE (O.S.)
                    Oh marvelous! Cathy, this is Nigel
                    ...(thinks) um, Nigel Pennyworth.

                                CATHY
                    Nigel Pennyworth?

                                VOICE (O.S.)
                    Yes, I'm calling from a very elite 
                    British school here in British...I 
                    mean London. I'm calling because 
                    I've been going over your records -
                        (voice turns to Joel's)
                    - Cathy, I'm sorry. Please don't
                    hang up.
                                CATHY
                    Good-bye Joel.

     She hangs up.

                                                      CUT BACK TO:

     INT. JOEL'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME

     Joel seems disappointed again.

                                JOEL
                    Damn it all to hell!

     He sits a second to think. He raises his head and gets 
     an idea. He gets up and leaves the room.

                                                           CUT TO:

     EXT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - LITTLE LATER

     Brock walks up to Brian's house and rings the doorbell. 
     After a few seconds, the door opens and Brock goes 
     Inside.

     INT. BRIAN HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

     Brock enters and brushes past Brian. He walks over and 
     plops down on Brian's sofa.

                                BRIAN
                           (under breath)
                    Just come in. Make yourself at home.

     Brock sighs.

                                BRIAN
                    What's wrong with you?

                                BROCK
                    Oh, nothing really.
                              (pause)
                    Except...I'm going to stop talking 
                    to Sarah.

     Brian raises an eyebrow.

                                BRIAN
                    Oh really?

                                BROCK
                    Really. I don't know why, but when 
                    I got up this morning, I was pissed. 
                    I was in a horrible mood, and as I 
                    was sitting in the shower, all of 
                    my hatred was focused on one person. 
                    Sarah. Like I said, I have no idea 
                    why, but it happened and I decided 
                    today after talking to Casey that 
                    it was best I just stop all together.

                                BRIAN
                    So you're just going cold turkey?

                                BROCK
                    Damn straight. Cold turkey tastes 
                    good.

                                BRIAN
                    When are you going to tell her all 
                    this?

                                BROCK
                    Right now. Can I use your computer, 
                    I want to see if she is on AIM.

                                BRIAN
                    Um, sure. I guess.

     Brian begins to walk down his hallway, with Brock following.

     INT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - COMPUTER ROOM - SECONDS LATER

     Brian and Brock enter. Brock takes a seat at the computer.

                                BRIAN
                    Here we are.

                                BROCK
                    All right good.

     Brief pause. Brock gives Brian a look.

                                BRIAN
                    What?

                                BROCK
                    Can't you go watch TV or something. 
                    I want to be alone for this.

                                BRIAN
                    Oh come on, I want to see what she 
                    says.

                                BROCK
                    There will be a snowball fight in 
                    hell before I let you sit here and 
                    see this. Now get out.

                                BRIAN
                    Fine.

     Brian slowly walks out. Brian whispers something.

                                BROCK
                    I heard that.

                                BRIAN
                    I said "Duck Blue!"

                                                        CUT TO:

     INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - MINUTES LATER

     Mr. Parker and Ms. Ballard are walking down a dessert 
     hallway together. Parker seems a bit annoyed. (NOTE: 
     During this scene, whenever Ballard asks a question, 
     Parker responds very quickly.)

                                BALLARD
                    John, are you upset?

                                PARKER
                    No.

                                BALLARD
                    You sure? You seem upset.

                                PARKER
                    Positive. This is my non-upset face.

                                BALLARD
                    I'd be upset if I were you. I mean 
                    having the bosses dump someone on 
                    you like that.

                                PARKER
                    Well, were all a little different.

                                BALLARD
                    Someone who might mess with your 
                    direction and vision.

                                PARKER
                    That's a possibility.

                                BALLARD
                    I'd be mad as hell.

                                PARKER
                    Well that's you.

     They reach a door, open it and enter.

     INT. SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - CONTINUOUS

     Parker and Ballard enter. The place has about thirty or 
     thirty five students in it. All scattered around, some 
     in groups, some by themselves. Parker and Ballard walk 
     up to the front.

                                PARKER
                    Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.

     Everyone quiets up and look forward.

                                PARKER
                    I want to thank you all for coming 
                    out on a Saturday. Today we're 
                    going to audition as many people as 
                    we can. If we don't get to you 
                    today, don't worry there's going to 
                    be more auditions tomorrow.
                             (brief pause)
                    We're going to start off by having 
                    everyone auditioning for Eliza to 
                    go first.

     Most of the audience goes back to talking. About ten or 
     so girls get up and head for the stage.

     In the very back, Will is sitting by himself. He is 
     deeply into reading the script. Suddenly famous actor 
     RICHARD BELZER appears sitting next to him.

                                WILL
                    Shit!
                             (pause)
                    Why do you only visit me when I'm 
                    nervous?

                                BELZER
                    That's the best time. Your so out 
                    of your mind your ready to believe 
                    anything.

                                WILL
                    I'm not that stressed out.

                                BELZER
                    Oh yeah? Well, it looks like your 
                    hand's shaking there, twitchy.

                                WILL
                    It doesn't mean I'm nervous.

                                BELZER
                    Yeah and giving someone the finger 
                    is a sign of respect.

                                WILL
                         (off nervousness)
                    It's just that...I've never had to 
                    act before.

                                BELZER
                    You've never acted?

                                WILL
                    Not in front of people.

                                BELZER
                    It's easy. Just stay calm.

                                WILL
                    Easy for you to say. Your not real.

                                BELZER
                    Hey, just because I'm not real 
                    doesn't mean I don't have feelings.

                                WILL
                    Uh, actually that IS what it means.

     Pause. Will looks down at his script. He then looks down 
     the hall a bit and sees ELLEN CONNER, red head, 
     honey-voiced, a bit on the chunky side. She is 
     sitting up near the front, looking at her lines. Next 
     to her our TWO GUYS and a GIRL. He stares for a few 
     seconds before Belzer notices.

                                BELZER
                    Ah, I see you have wondering eyes.

                                WILL
                    What?

                                BELZER
                    The girl. I know your looking.

                                WILL
                    Was not.

     Will digs his face into his scripts. Belzer just shakes 
     his head.

                                                          CUT TO:

     EXT. CATHY'S HOUSE - SAME

     It seems to a very nice house in the suburbs. Joel walks 
     up to the house and stands in the front yard. He is 
     carrying a BOM BOX. He hits play and lifts it into the 
     air. After a few seconds it starts to play Ozzy 
     Osbourne's "Shot in the Dark."

                                 JOEL
                    Oh shit!

     He lowers it. He hits stops and opens it up. He quickly 
     flips the tape over. He hits play again and once again 
     lifts into the air. This time it plays Thomas Dolby's 
     "She Blinded Me With Science."

     He continues to lift in the air as the song blasts.

     INT. CATHY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME

     Cathy enters and walks over to the window. She looks out 
     and gasps.

     EXT. CATHY'S HOUSE - SAME

     Joel notices that Cathy is looking out. He seems for her 
     approval but she just shuts the curtains.

     Joel seems disappointed.

                                                        FADE TO:

     INT. KATE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER

     Chris and Kate are standing by the stairs. Chris is 
     wearing a football helmet and has a baseball bat. Kate 
     is also wearing a football helmet and has a knife.

                                CHRIS
                    All right, we go up there. Then 
                    I'll fling open the door and we can 
                    hopefully get him.

     Chris is about to go up the stairs but he stops.

                                KATE
                    What? What's the matter?

                                CHRIS
                    I don't know, it's just...well...do 
                    you have something else besides a 
                    baseball bat?

                                KATE
                    I don't know. Why?

                                CHRIS
                    Well, to me. This just feels so 
                    clichéd. Using a baseball bat when 
                    there's a stranger in the house.

                                KATE
                    Um...I guess I can see where your 
                    coming from.

                                CHRIS
                    I'd hate to be a bother. But maybe 
                    something different.

     Kate seems a bit annoyed.

                                KATE
                    Okay. Um, what do you want?

                                CHRIS
                    Oh, well. Um...Guess I should have 
                    thought more about it...Um...Let me 
                    see...

     Pause as Chris begins to think.

                                CHRIS
                    Oh! Do you have a hockey stick?

                                KATE
                    No...

                                CHRIS
                          (disappointed)
                    ...Oh.

     He begins to think some more. Kate gets impatient.

                                KATE
                    What about a gun? My father has a 
                    gun.

                                CHRIS
                    No bloody way. Even more clichéd 
                    then the bat.

     A RATTLING SOUND comes from upstairs.

                                KATE
                    Chris!

                                CHRIS
                    All right, all right. The bat will 
                    do...at least for this time.

     The two very slowly begin up the stairs.

								SWIPE TO:

     INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - SECONDS LATER

     Chris and Kate walk until the get in the middle of the 
     hallway when Chris stops.

                                CHRIS
                            (whispering)
                    Which room is it?

     Just then a LOUD CRASH comes from the room next to them.

                                CHRIS
                    That one it is.

     They slowly inch toward the door. Chris reaches for the 
     handle but as he does we can hear a CAT let out a LOUD 
     MOAN. Chris seems surprised. He puts his ear up to the 
     door. He quickly opens the door.

     Kate covers her mouth in shock, while Chris looks a bit 
     disgusted.

     CLOSE UP ON A CAT TAIL:

     It's motionless.

     CLOSE UP ON BOOK SHELF:

     It's a small shelf. Near the end we can see a CAT TAIL 
     under it.

                                                        TIME CUT:

     INT. KATE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MINUTES LATER

     Chris and Kate are sitting at the table. In the middle 
     of the table is a shoebox.

                               CHRIS
                    All along...it was the cat.

                               KATE
                    I swear to you I saw someone.

                               CHRIS
                    Are you sure.

                               KATE
                             (angry)
                    Of course I fucking saw somebody! 
                    Jesus Christ! You think I would 
                    fucking make this up!

                               CHRIS
                    Wow, wow. Let's calm down -

                               KATE
                              (angry)
                    I'm not fucking seeing things!

                               CHRIS
                    I didn't say you were.

     Pause.

                               CHRIS
                    So what should we do about...uh, 
                    what's the cat's name?

                               KATE
                    His name is Tori.

                               CHRIS
                    "His" name was Tori?

                               KATE
                    Yeah. After the singer Tori Amos.

                               CHRIS 
                    What about his gender?

                               KATE
                    Gender doesn't really matter when 
                    it comes to Tori Amos.

     Chris nods politely.

                                                          CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SAME

     Brian is sitting in the armchair. The TV is on, but he 
     isn't paying much attention to it. Instead, he is 
     glancing behind himself toward the hallway.

                                BRIAN (V/O)
                    I let him in my damn house and I 
                    can't even see his personal 
                    conversations.

     Brian sighs out loud.

                                BRIAN (V/O)
                    The definition of bullshit.

     Another pause. We can now hear typing coming from the 
     computer room.

     INT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - COMPUTER ROOM - SAME

     Brock is still sitting, typing away. He stops and for a 
     long time doesn't move. He deeply sighs then types.

                                BROCK
                           (typing as well)
                    "Sarah...we need to talk."

     INT. BRIAN'S LIVIING ROOM - SAME

     Brian is now staring down the hallway.

                                BRIAN (V/O)
                    Man. I wonder what they're saying.

                                                        SWIPE TO:

     INT. BAR - NIGHT (BLACK/WHITE; BRIAN'S FANTASY)

     Brock and SARAH THORMAN are in an old 1940's bar. They 
     are sitting at bar itself. Brock is wearing a WHITE SUIT 
     with a BLACK BOW TIE. His hair is slicked back and he 
     has a cigarette in his hand. Sarah has her hair puffed 
     up and is wearing an old style dress.

     NOTE: During this, Brock should being doing a very bad 
     Humphrey Bogart impersonation.  

                                BROCK
                    Sarah...I have something to tell 
                    you. I've been doing a lot thinking 
                    and I've come to the conclusion 
                    that I need to stop talking to you, 
                    and just completely shut you out of 
                    my life.

                                SARAH
                    I can't believe you're doing this 
                    again. 

                                BROCK
                    Second time's the charm.

                                SARAH
                    Fine, whatever.

                                BROCK
                    Glad to see how much of a friend 
                    you are.

                                SARAH
                    Are you sure you want to not see me 
                    again?

                                BROCK 
                    What? You didn't realize this was 
                    my serious face?

                                SARAH
                    Well, you know what they say. Keep 
                    your friends close, keep your 
                    enemies even closer.

                                BROCK
                    Yeah, but nothing about two timing  
                    dimes who don't give a damn anymore.

                                                           CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S LIVING ROOM - PRESENT

     Brian shakes his head to clear his mind. He turns around 
     and flips the channel. It lands on "Dawson's Creek." He 
     watches a few seconds of it.

     CLOSE UP ON BRIAN'S FACE:

     He seems to wonder...

                                                          CUT TO:

     INT. HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY (BRIAN'S FANTASY)

     Brock is standing next to a locker. His hair is spiky 
     and he is wearing a football jacket. Sarah is standing 
     next to him, wearing a cheerleader outfit.

                                VOICE OVER (O.S.)
                    And now back to "Repetitive Teen 
                    Drama."

                                SARAH
                    I'm just sick of you always freaking 
                    out when everything gets fixed.

                                BROCK
                    Thing's were fixed? I was unaware 
                    that things were ever fixed.

                                SARAH
                    They were fixed several times, you 
                    were just never satisfied.

                                BROCK
                    I was never satisfied because you 
                    never gave me a god damned chance!

                                SARAH
                    But I didn't like you, how was I 
                    supposed to give you a chance?

                                BROCK
                    You said you loved me!!!

                                SARAH
                    I didn't mean that, I just said it 
                    because it seemed right at the time!

     Dramatic Music cues. A tear rolls down Brock's cheek.

                                                           CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S LIVING ROOM - PRESENT (REALITY)

     Brian shakes his head. He starts flipping channels 
     again. He lands on "Friends." Brian gets a look.

                                                          CUT TO:
     INT. APARTMENT - DAY (BRIAN'S FANTASY)

     Brock is standing up near the door. He is dressed up 
     like Ross. Sarah is standing near him, looking like 
     Rachel.

                                SARAH
                    I'm sorry, Brock. But I just don't 
                    love you.

     Off camera, a STUDIO AUDIENCE "Aws." Brock's eyes get 
     big and bug eyed.

                                BROCK
                    Oh, now you tell me!

     Off camera, a studio audience "laughs." Brock puts his 
     head in his hands and feels a great pain in his chest.

                                BROCK
                    Oh God! I think I'm having a heart 
                    attack!

     Off camera, the audience lets out a huge laugh.

                                SARAH
                    I'm sick of this, I'm leaving.

                                BROCK
                    No! You hear me out first.

     Sarah turns and gives him the evil.

                                BROCK
                    That, is if your willing to listen.

     The audience laughs.

                                                           CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S LIVING ROOM - PRESENT (REALITY)

     Brian is once again flipping through the channels. He 
     stops on a channel showing Woody Allen's "Annie Hall."

                                                           CUT TO:

     INT. NEW YORK CITY ROOFTOP - EVENING (BRIAN'S FANTASY)

     Brock and Sarah are standing near the ledge. Brock is 
     dressed up like Woody Allen (big glasses; messy hair) 
     while Sarah is dressed up like Annie Hall (aka Diane 
     Keaton.)

     NOTE: Brock should be doing a bad Woody Allen during 
     this whole scene.

                                SARAH
                    Fine, what do you have to say?

                                BROCK
                    I love you, why can you not just 
                    give me a chance! We could be so 
                    happy together!

                                SARAH
                    I can't just start loving someone.

                                BROCK
                    But you have to give them time! 
                    That's all I needed, time, a chance. 
                    But you never gave it to me, or to 
                    yourself.

                                SARAH
                    Maybe I don't want to be in love.

     Brock stops and just stares off into nothingness, 
     confused. Sarah waves her hand in front of Brock.

                                SARAH
                    Are you still there?

                                BROCK
                    No. In fact, I just died from my 
                    brain exploding from trying to 
                    figure out what you just said.

                                SARAH
                    Don't be so weird, it's how I feel 
                    and that's that.

                                BROCK
                    But why!? It's the ultimate human 
                    emotion! It brings happiness and so 
                    much more!

                                                          CUT TO:

      INT. BRIAN'S LIVIING ROOM - PRESENT (REALITY)

      Brian is still flipping. He continues to flip until he 
      lands on "The Sopranos."

                                                          CUT TO:

      INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT (BRIAN'S FANTASY)

      Sarah is sitting on the bed. She has big hair that is 
      very gelled. She also has too much make-up on. Brock is 
      dressed up in a blue suit, with his hair greased back.

      NOTE: Both have bad Italian accents during this.

                                SARAH
                    I just don't, stop being so 
                    dramatic.

                                BROCK
                    I'll be fucking dramatic if I want 
                    to god damn it!

                                SARAH
                    I'm leaving now.

                                BROCK
                    No you're not. I have one last 
                    thing to say.

                                SARAH
                    Fine, make it quick.

                                BROCK 
                    You said you thought you had 
                    something with Scott Greenberg. 
                    Well, you had something with me, 
                    you really did, but you let it slip 
                    through your fingers like the 
                    foolish person you are. If you want 
                    to know if someone really likes you, 
                    let it be through their words and 
                    how they tell you THEY LOVED YOU 
                    EVER GOD DAMNED DAY THEY COULD AND 
                    CHANGED THEIR WAYS OF THINKING FOR 
                    YOU JUST SO  THAT YOU COULD DESTROY 
                    IT ALL! EVERY LAST GOD DAMNED OUNCE 
                    OF IT! I hope you get just a morsel 
                    of the pain you've dealt me. I hope 
                    then you'll realized that I really 
                    did love you but from now on, you 
                    are a dirty, slutty, bitch of a 
                    WHORE!!!

                                                        SMASH CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S LIVING ROOM - PRESENT (REALITY)

     Brian looks off into space.

                                BRIAN
                    For a gangster he didn't swear as 
                    much as I like.

                                                             CUT TO:

     INT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - COMPUTER ROOM - SAME

     Brock is staring at the computer screen. His hands are 
     shaking immensely now and he slowly props himself up from 
     the computer chair and drags his feet as he goes and 
     opens the door.

     INT. BRIAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - SECONDS LATER

     Brock walks in. Brian turns to him.

                                BROCK
                            (muttering)
                    The deed is done...

     Brian nods and turns back to the TV. Brock stares at the 
     floor.

                                                             CUT TO:

     EXT. CATHY'S HOUSE - MINUTES LATER

     Joel is still on Cathy's lawn. He is now sitting when 
     the boom box in front of him. It is now playing Otis 
     Redding's "When a Man Loves a Woman." Suddenly the front 
     door opens and CATHY comes out.

                                CATHY
                    What are you doing?

                                JOEL
                    Trying to get your attention by 
                    playing romantic songs.

     Just then the song suddenly changes to a PAULY SHORE 
     recording of one his is stand-up acts. Joel seems a bit 
     embarrassed.

                                JOEL
                    I guess, I must've taped over it.

                                CATHY
                    Joel, please leave.

                                JOEL
                    I can't. I want to be forgiven.

                                CATHY
                    You don't even know why I'm mad at 
                    you.

                                JOEL
                    That may be, but still I don't want 
                    you to be mad at me.

                                CATHY
                    C'mon, Joel -

                                JOEL
                    Please! I'm willing to do anything.

     Long pause. Cathy thinks.

                                CATHY
                    All right. I'll talk to you 
                    tomorrow about this.

                                JOEL
                    Yes! Thank you.

                                CATHY
                    Now could you get off my lawn. My 
                    dad has business friends over.

     Joel looks over at her window to see SIX ASIAN BUSINESS 
     MEN all at the window staring at Joel.

                                ASIAN MAN #1
                    Play "Gorillaz"!

                                                         FADE TO:

      INT. AUDITORIUM - HOUR LATER

      The place is complete dark. On stage there is a girl 
      singing "I Could've Dance All Night." In the back, Will 
      is looks to be impatient while Belzer is closely 
      watching the girl. Will looks over at Belzer, notices 
      he's not paying attention, and then looks down at Ellen 
      Conner.

      Ellen is whispering something to MAN next to her. Will 
      smiles and sits back. He slowly looks over to see the 
      Belzer is looking at him. This wipes the smile off his 
      face. Belzer just shakes his head.

                                WILL
                    You know all day, you've been 
                    sighing, shaking your head 
                    disapprovingly...which makes me 
                    wonder why.

                                BELZER
                    Will, wondering only leads to 
                    hurtful truths.

                                WILL
                    What's wrong with her?

                                BELZER
                    I never said anything was wrong.

                                WILL
                    But what's up with all this stuff 
                    you've been doing?

                                BELZER
                    It's nothing. Your just imagining 
                    things.

                                WILL
                    That's ironic coming from you.

                                BELZER
                    Just leave it be, Will.

                                WILL
                    I bet she has some kind of disease.

                                BELZER
                    Nope.

                                WILL
                    Criminal?

                                BELZER
                    Nadda.

     Will stops and thinks. Belzer then gives him a look.

                                WILL 
                   Wait, do you me -

     Suddenly the lights come up and there is applause.

                                PARKER	
                   Very, very good Violet.

     We see that Parker and Ballard have stood up and now 
     face the audience.

     Will looks back and sees that Belzer is gone.

                                PARKER
                  All right, very good auditions. It 
                  seems that we have run out of time 
                  for today. So those of you who didn't 
                  get to go today, we want you to come 
                  back in tomorrow.
                           (slight pause)
                  That's it for tonight.

     Everyone stands up and begin to leave. Will remains 
     seated, confused.

                                                      FADE INTO:                    

     BEGIN MUSIC MONTAGE
     ("Don't Panic" by Coldplay.)

     INT. KATE'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER

     Chris and Kate are sitting on the couch. Kate is leaning 
     against Chris, while he pushes her hair back, comforting 
     her.

                                CHRIS
                    I'll be right back.

     He gets up and walks out of the room.

     INT. KATE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

     Chris enters and heads over to a cabinet. He opens it 
     and searches threw it. While searching, he seems to 
     notice something. He reaches in and pulls out a pill 
     bottle.

     CLOSE UP ON LABEL:

     It reads "Davidson, Kathryn."

     Chris seems confused.

                                CHRIS
                    Kathryn? Who the hell is - God, I'm 
                    a twat.

     He continues to study it.

                                CHRIS
                             (reading)
                    "...For manic depression..."

     He opens it up and spills a few on the counter.

                                CHRIS
                    Son of a bitch.

     CLOSE UP ON PILLS:

     They are nothing more then M&Ms.

     Chris seems surprised. He leans over and looks in on Kate.

     CHRIS'S POV:

     Kate is rolled up in a ball, chewing on her fingernails.

     Chris looks worried.

                                                        CUT TO:

     INT. BROCK'S HOUSE - BROCK'S ROOM - LATER

     Brock is near the back wall. He has taped a PILLOW to 
     the wall and is hitting it.

                                BROCK
                             (muttering)
                    Mother...fucking...son of bitch!

     He starts to hit harder.

                                                         CUT TO:

     INT. JOEL'S HOUSE - JOEL'S ROOM - SAME

     He enters the room, carrying the boom box. He goes over 
     and puts it on the shelf. He looks over at his bulletin 
     board. He notices a note and seems to get depressed.

     CLOSE UP ON NOTE:

     "Return Video Game to Brian."

     Joel sighs at this reminder of guilt.

     EXT. SCHOOL - MINUTES LATER

     Will is standing out by the parking lot. There are 
     others walking out toward their cars. Will is looking 
     around. 

     Parker is walking out into the parking lot, when Ballard 
     comes up beside.

                                BALLARD
                    See ya' tomorrow, my co-directing 
                    buddy.

     She giggles a bit. Parker sighs.

     Back on Will. He still stands. Suddenly Ellen walks by, 
     while talking to another GIRL, and accidentally hits 
     Will in the shoulder.

                                ELLEN
                    Pardon me, stranger.

     She walks on. Will seems taken aback by this.

                                WILL
                    Such an attractive mystery...

     We slowly begin LIFT UP. Will continues to stand and the 
     others are driving off and finding their cars.

                                                        FADE OUT.

     (THE SONG CONTINUES INTO THE CREDITS.)
                           
                            END OF EPISODE

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