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               THE ADVENTURES OF JOE AND BO IN: INTERNET DATING



               INT. JOEY'S LIVING ROOM - EVENING

               The scene is Joey's living room. The lamps lightly light the
               lightly lit room. The room is very lightly lit. Like just one
               lamp is lighting the room. But maybe it only is one lamp? Oh,
               who am i screwing with. Let's just get to the fucking story.

               OKAY! Let's start over.

               A lamp sits next to the computer desk. On the desk is a
               computer. Which is why it's called a computer desk.
               Obviously? Ugh. I can't write.

               ONE more time.

               JOEY (18) sits by the desk. A computer is sitting on it and
               Joe is typing away. He is very skinny and is wearing a Lynyrd
               Skynyrd shirt and long blue jeans. His eyes are so big it
               seems as they could just fall out of his head.

               BO (18) sits behind him, on the couch. He is drinking Bud Ice
               and watching South Park.

                                   JOEY
                         Dude this fucking dude just like...
                         Messaged me saying his girl said I
                         was cute. What should I do?

                                   BO
                         Fuckin' tell him to screw off. His
                         girl has the right to say whatever
                         she wants.

                                   JOEY
                         Dude what if he makes his
                         girlfriend like hate me?

                                   BO
                         How is he gonna make her hate you?
                         She said you're cute. Right?

                                   JOEY
                         I am pretty cute, ain't I?

               Joey smiles revealing his large yellow teeth. Bo rolls his
               eyes and takes a sip of his beer.

                                   BO
                         Whatever you say dude.

                                   JOEY
                         I should like... tell him to meet
                         me somewhere. So i can kick his
                         ass. I can fight. I'm a good
                         fighter. I can kick anyone's ass.

                                   BO
                         Who's the last person you fought.

                                   JOEY
                         Chad.

                                   BO
                         Yeah, the fucking retarded kid on
                         the fucking retarded baseball team.

                                   JOEY
                         Hey, you're going to hell man. You
                         just called a retarded kid
                         retarded.

               Bo stares at Joey for a second. He then shakes his head.

                                   BO
                         Whatever dude...

               He takes another sip of his beer.

                                   JOEY
                         I'm telling him to meet... Oh shit!
                         She fucking aimed me. What should i
                         do?

                                   BO
                         What did she say?

                                   JOEY
                         Hey cutie.

                                   BO
                         Haha. You got yourself an internet
                         girlfriend man.

                                   JOEY
                         No i don't.

               Joey blushes.

                                   BO
                         Yeah... You do. Is she hot?

                                   JOEY
                             (snaps back)
                         She's fucking smoking! I'd hit that
                         in a heartbeat.

                                   BO
                         Your disrespect for woman is all
                         gonna pay one day man.

                                   JOEY
                         Fuck no it won't. It's not my fault
                         I like sex.

                                   BO
                         And it's also not your fault that
                         you're a hole jumper...?

                                   JOEY
                         Alright dude. You're pissing me
                         off!

               Bo shakes his head.

                                   BO
                         Have you responded to her yet?

                                   JOEY
                         Oh shit.

               Joey looks down at the keyboard. He starts poking at it.

                                   JOEY
                         H-e-y. Bea-u-ti-ful. Haha. I said
                         hey beautiful.

                                   BO
                         Oh you're so fuckin' smooth.

               Joey smiles.

                                   BO
                         Yeah i am, ain't I?

               Bo laughs.

                                   BO
                         Get a fucking life.

               He drinks the last of his beer and throws it across the room.
               It breaks against the wall where dozens of other broken
               bottles lay.

                                   JOEY
                         What the fuck?

                                   BO
                         What?

                                   JOEY
                         She fucking blocked... Fuck.

                                   BO
                         What is it?

               Joey looks up. A webcam sits there.

                                   JOEY
                         Forgot to turn the webcam off.

                                   BO
                         Fucking douche.