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               EXT. SREET - NIGHT

               BOBBY (19) walks down the dark, lonely street. The wind blows
               his hair perfectly and his thick brown hair waves in it.
               JAMES (41) then walks on the street. He stands in front of
               Bobby and he stops. Bobby also stops.

                                   JAMES
                         I reckon you'd like to cross this
                         here point now wouldn't ya?

                                   BOBBY
                         I ain't lookin' for any trouble now
                         mister. I just wanna get home to my
                         wife who will be havin' her baby
                         soon.

               LESLIE NIELSON then walks on the street. He looks at Bobby
               and James.

                                   LESLIE NIELSON
                         Hello there kids.

                                   JAMES
                         You fuckin' bitch why are you still
                         acting!?

               James then pulls out a shotgun from his pants! He shoots
               Leslie. Bobby stands there, in shock for a second.

               While James walks over to Leslie's body, Bobby runs over to a
               dumpster and hides behind it. He looks over at James. James
               spits on Leslie then looks up. He then points his shotgun and
               spins around in a circle.

                                   JAMES
                         Where are ya boy? I think you
                         should come out now before things
                         get a little too rough around here,
                         ya know?

               James looks around again.

                                   JAMES
                         God dammit!

               He then shoots Leslie's dead body. He hits his leg and his
               leg slides across the street. James looks over at the
               dumpster.

               He points his gun towards it. He then shoots a hole right
               through it! Bobby runs from behind it and dashes behind
               another one which was right next to it.

                                   BOBBY
                         You'll never get me alive!

                                   JAMES
                         Then i'll get ya dead.

               James then walks over to the dumpster. He quickly runs to the
               other side. Bobby is sitting there.

                                   BOBBY
                         God damn! You scared the crap outta
                         me.

               James smiles and laughs. Bobby stands up.

                                   BOBBY
                         Oh my god.

               Bobby points towards where Leslie Nielson was. James looks
               over. Leslie is running down the street. While blood pours
               from where his arm used to be.

                                   JAMES
                         Fuckin' Leslie Nielson.

               James shoots Leslie in the leg. His leg flies off and blood
               pours from it.

               Leslie falls to the ground. James and Bobby walk over to him.
               They both look down at him.

                                   BOBBY
                         What is he doing here anyway?

                                   JAMES
                         I don't know.

                                   BOBBY
                         It's weird.

                                   JAMES
                         You think that was weird! Remember
                         that time i drank coffee with
                         Muhammad.

               BLACK SCREEN

               WORDS APPEAR

               The writer does not want to show the image of Muhammad for he
               does not want a jihad jihad coming down on him. So he
               replaced him with a cow.

                                                                CUT TO:



               INT. COFFEE LOUNGE - FLASHBACK

               James is drinking coffee with a cow.

                                   JAMES
                         This coffee is excellent Muhammad.

                                                                CUT TO:



               EXT. ROAD - PRESENT

               Bobby shakes his head.

                                   BOBBY
                         Yeah.

                                   JAMES
                         Man i'm sorry for tryin to kill ya.

               A tear comes from Bobby's eye.

                                   BOBBY
                         It's alright man.

               James and Bobby hug. As they hug Leslie is seen looking up at
               them. He then tries to crawl away.

               James then shoots him in his other leg.

                                   LESLIE NIELSON
                         AHHHH! Why is everyone always
                         shooting at me!

               BLACK SCREEN

               THE END


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