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Sunday, July 4, 2021

Original Script Sunday and Happy Fourth of July - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are seventeen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

– Don

Monday, June 21, 2021

Ash Hole by David Lambertson – short script review (available for production*) - post author Don

ASH HOLE (4-page short comedy screenplay) by DAVID LAMBERTSON

A fitting celebration of one’s life.

I’m sure you’ve all been to a funeral and/or wake at some moment in your life. Usually, people say nice things about the deceased and exchange fond memories. BUT… what happens when there’s nothing nice to say about the deceased? What happens when mostly everyone at the wake despises them? Well, writer David Lambertson’s hilarious dark comedy “Ash Hole” gives us an idea.

We open at a wake being held at a restaurant where we see a large, printed photo of the deceased posted up on a tripod, Bobby Joe (42 at the time of his death). His younger brothers, Jimmy and Ray have the urn with Bobby Joe’s ashes in it. And it’s made very clear that neither brother was very fond of Bobby Joe.

            RAY
Look, I know he was our brother.
But he was a total and absolute
dick to everyone. All his life.
     (re: the urn)
And now we’re supposed to blow
two grand and three hours scattering
his ashes off some fucking boat?

            JIMMY
Ray, spreading his ashes at sea was
his final wish. We have to…

            RAY
We ought to just flush him.

Jimmy makes a good counterpoint: ashes are thick and it would clog the toilet. So, Ray decides to dump a little bit into the toilet at a time. After all, it all ends up at sea anyway, right?

Soon, Jimmy gets in on the action, flushing just a little bit of the ashes down the toilet.

            JIMMY
This is for being in Vegas during
Mom’s funeral.
     (drops ashes into the bowl)
FUCK YOU, BOBBY JOE!

Neither brother wants to make a three-hour trip to the ocean to dump the rest of the remains. So they come up with a proposition to the rest of the “mourners” still at the restaurant.

            RAY
     (to the mourners)
Okay, for a small offense, you
get to dump a…
     (holds up a spoon)
Spoonful. A medium offense…
     (holds up a glass)
A glassful. And a big offense…
     (holds up a bowl)
A bowlful. Everyone get it?

And the fun doesn’t stop there: there’s even a twist to cap off an already laugh-out-loud romp. This comes highly recommended to any filmmakers looking for a hilarious, budget-friendly comedy to produce.

BUDGET: Low (one location).

ABOUT THE WRITER: David Lambertson: I took up writing rather late in life having already been retired before I put pen to paper (okay – finger to computer key) for the first time. My favorite genres to read and write are dramedies and romantic comedies. In addition to this short, I have written four features; “The Last Statesman” (a 2015 PAGE finalist and a Nicholl’s and BlueCat quarter-finalist), “The Beginning of The End and The End” (a PAGE Semi-Finalist). “Taking Stock” (a drama) and a new comedy – “Screw You Tube”. Want to learn more? Reach Dave at dlambertson (at) hotmail! And visit his website.

Read: ASH HOLE (4-page short comedy screenplay)

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*This screenplay may not be used or reproduced for any purpose including educational purposes without the expressed written permission of the author.

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About the Reviewer: Michael J. Kospiah is the award-winning screenwriter of critically acclaimed indie-thriller, The Suicide Theory (79% Rotten Tomatoes – available on Amazon Prime, Itunes, Google Play, etc) and 2020’s upcoming Aussie thriller, Rage. His horror feature, They Never Left is currently in development.

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Sunday, June 20, 2021

Original Script Sunday for June 20th - post author Don

Over on the Unproduced Scripts page are fourteen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

– Don

Sunday, June 6, 2021

Original Script Sunday for June 6th - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are 14 original, unproduced scripts for your reading pleasure.

– Don

Monday, May 17, 2021

Paul by Steven Clark – short script review – available for production* - post author Michael Kospiah

PAUL (3-page short drama screenplay) by STEVEN CLARK

Sometimes, the best gift you can give is to just listen…

The world can be a very cruel and lonely place sometimes. As someone who lives in New York City, I see homeless people every single day, whether they’re on the subway begging for change or making their money as street performers. Either way, they spend most of their days alone, being ignored, neglected… and often mocked.

In writer Steven Clark’s heartfelt, slice of life dramatic piece, our title character knows this type of life all too well – he is a homeless street performer who spends his days strumming the guitar for passersby with hopes of collecting a little change. At night, he takes shelter in the basement of a local church. When he wakes up, it’s back to the street corner with his guitar. That’s pretty much every day for Paul.

Paul is a pleasant man, just trying to survive. Strumming the guitar seems like somewhat of a peaceful outlet for him, helping him forget about his hardships every time he picks up the guitar. Unfortunately, it seems like the guitar is his only friend.

But he has his fans. A passerby named Rory, for instance, seems to enjoy Paul’s guitar playing. Most people, however, ignore him. Or, like a pair of obnoxious teenagers at the story’s opening, make fun of him.

There’s a sadness in the tone of “Paul” and how he’s treated. He just seems like such a nice guy, we really do feel for him and empathize with his lonely existence. But, by story’s end, we see just how important making a connection with someone really is and how something as small as saying “hi” can make someone’s day. Kindness can really go a long way. It’s a shame there isn’t more of it the world.

SPOILER ALERT: You may shed a tear or two before FADE OUT.

BUDGET: Low. Minimal cast, minimal locations.

ABOUT THE WRITER: Based in upstate, NY, Steven Clark is the writer of over 30 short scripts, several of which are under option, in pre-production, or have already been made into films. On A Clear Night, a family Christmas feature aimed at a Hallmark Channel-type audience, is currently in the works. Steven can be reached at his website.

Read: PAUL (3-page short drama screenplay)

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*This screenplay may not be used or reproduced for any purpose including educational purposes without the expressed written permission of the author.

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About the Reviewer: Michael J. Kospiah is the award-winning screenwriter of critically acclaimed indie-thriller, The Suicide Theory (79% Rotten Tomatoes – available on Amazon Prime, Itunes, Google Play, etc) and 2020’s upcoming Aussie thriller, Rage. His horror feature, They Never Left is currently in development.

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Sunday, May 2, 2021

Original Script Sunday - post author Don

Over on the Unproduced Scripts page are 26 original scripts for your reading pleasure.

– Don

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Original Script Sunday – April 11th - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are sixteen original scripts for your reading pleasure. And stand by for the announcement of the April Challenge!

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Original Script Easter Sunday - post author Don

Over on the Original Scripts page are sixteen original scripts for your reading pleasure.

And something is coming up this week.

– Don

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Original Script Sunday for March 21st - post author Don

Happy Spring! (or mid Spring as the case may be). Over on the Unproduced Scripts page are 16 original scripts for your reading pleasure.

– Don

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