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                            BEETLEJUICE 2

BY: MOHAMUD YUSUF


 Fade in: 

(We fade in with a shot of a pink house and the camera slowly moves 
down showing a man (dill) dress in at tuxedo with a box of chocolate 
shape as a heart and some rose in his palm)

INT/EXT-PINK HOUSE-NIGHT

(Dill pushes the doorbell and a attractive young woman (Lilly) in her 
mid 20, opens the door)

DILL
Um…hey! This is for you
(He gives her the gift)
I think you might enjoy my love present

LILLY
Do I know you?
(Dill face drops in shock)

        INT-DILL'S BEDROOM-NIGHT

(Dill wakes up from a bad dream; he was dreaming the whole time)

DILL
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(His mom and dad rushes in the room and the mother grabs dill's head 
and hugs him)

MOTHER
There, there, you just had a bad dream that's all

(Dad standing by door look's at them with a disgusted way)

FATHER
Ain't nothing' wrong wit you BOY! So get your
Punk ass back to sleep before I'll have to force your ass to live with 
your aunt Betty

(Dill is still crying while the mom tries to calm him down)

MOTHER
Come on! Show the boy some 
Respect. Honey, go back to sleep.

(Dill calms down)

DILL
Okay mom! I go ahead and sleep; now you two go on and have sex.


INT-CAR-DAY

(Dill is inside a 91' Honda and he is driving to work and his little 
brother matt is sitting in the back seat, he taking matt to school)

MATT
I'm nervous…

DILL
Nervous of what, you ass.

MATT
School…it's my first day, don't you know that?

DILL
OH yeah! Of course 
(He acts like he does)
Now shut up, I don't need that kind of bullshit
From you, okay.

(They get to the school and matt gets out and dill rolls)

DILL 
Goddamn! I forgot to call Barry.
(He takes out a cell phone from his pocket and calls Barry)

BARRY (V.O)
What's up mutha fucker!

DILL
What's up? Um…Barry, I was calling to tell you
That I will be over at your house in a sec.

(DILL stops at a red light and he turns to his left and he sees a fine 
girl walking)
 
EXT-DOWNTOWN SAN DIEGO-DAY

(He pulls his car to the side of the road and he walks out and runs to 
her)

DILL
Hey girl, how are you doing today?

PROSTITUTE
Look here loser, I'm not for free

DILL
OH! I get what you are.

PROSTITUTE
Shut up! Not so loud, you gonna get me busted.

                      INT. BARRY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

(DILL is sitting in the living room with Barry and fat Joe)

BARRY
What took you so long?

DILL
I was just fuckin' around with some whore

FAT JOE
That's what's funny about you, you fuck with
Any female; no matter if they're old or ugly
You just going to fuck them.

DILL
OH YEAH! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO FUCK, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT….

(He jumps on fat Joe and Barry tries to break up the fight and dill 
just leaves the house)

FAT JOE
Motherfucker got me fucked up.

BARRY
Chill out, he's never like this, I know my boy well

INT-BURGER KING-LATER

(Dill is walking into Burger King, he then walks up to the person 
behind the counter)

CASHIER
How can I help you sir!

DILL
Can I get a big Mac with pizza?

CASHIER
Um sir…this is burger king, we don't sell big Mac

DILL
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD.

(The manager comes behind the cashier)

MANAGER
Sir, Is there a problem?

DILL
Yes, there is a problem.
Your worker is not being nice and…
CASHIER
What are you talking about?

(Dill turns the other way and walks out the door)

EXT-BURGER KING

(As dill walks, two police officers stops dill)

POLICE
Dill Matthews! You are under arrest for assault battering at public 
restaurant.

DILL
What the fuck. Man! What the fuck ya'll doing'

(They hand cuff him, and drags him to the police car)

INT-POLICE CAR-MOVING

(Dill is in the backseat. close on dill, we can see the tense)


DILL
HEY! COME ON THIS FUCK UP.

POLICE
SHUT UP!

CUT TO:

INT-CLASSROOM

(Matt is looking out the window as the class is quietly to reading to 
themselves)

TEACHER
Mr. Matthews, stop looking out the window and get back to work.

MATT
Yes Mrs.…
(To himself)
Whore

TEACHER
I heard that

INT-PRINCIPAL OFFICE-LATER

(Matt is faced down as the principal is sitting right in front of him)

PRINCIPAL
This is the second time you've got in trouble today. Are you aware of 
that?

MATT
Yes Mr. Collin.

PRINCIPAL
I'm come back; I'm go and get some coffee.

MATT
All right.

(The principal walks out the door and matt is left in the room all to 
him)

BEETLEJUICE (V.O)
Hey! Over here

(MATT looks around and he see a small Beetlejuice (as tall as grape) 
sitting in the edge of the desk)

MATT
What the hell…

BEETLEJUICE
You're a little stun huh.

	MATT
WELL…DUH

BEETLEJUICE
I'm doing you a little favor if you do it from me.

MATT
Deal

BEETLEJUICE
I want you to say my name 3 times

MATT
What is your name?


BEETLEJUICE
I can't tell you that.

MATT
WHY the fuck not?

BEETLEJUICE
Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are 
calling' me on the horn all the time... and I got to show up at 
shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that 
and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL. 

MATT
                 What are your qualifications?

BEETLEJUICE
Ah. Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard 
business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black 
Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST 
ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER 
EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE 
TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm 
qualified? 

MATT
HOW could I say your damn name if you won't tell me?

BEETLEJUICE
I CAN GIVE YOU A HINT.

MATT
Go ahead my friend.

BEETLEJUICE
Actually, my name is two things 
A bug and a name of a drink.

MATT
Start with the description of the bug.

BEETLEJUICE
This is a bug, and the most famous band is name after it.

MATT
THE Beetle…BEETLE

BEETLEJUICE
YES! YES! YES! OH MOTHER YES!

MATT
That's not it, right? There still the description of the juice.

BEETLEJUICE
IT is a juice.

MATT
Are you name beetle juice

BEETLEJUICE
HELL YEAH! Now say that 3 times

MATT
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

BEETLEJUICE
YES! Come on just one last time.

MATT
Why should I?

BEETLEJUICE
BECAUSE we both have a deal.
This deal works out the best of both of
Us. You don't get in trouble and I'm going to turn in my normal size 
and go have sex with my wife.

MATT
Ok…BEETLEJUICE

(Then all of a sudden beetlejuce disappers and
Smoke takes the office then puff, beetlejuice back in his normal size)

BEETLEJUICE
I love you man!

(He grabs matt's head and gives one big wet kiss)

BEETLJUICE
I OWN you big time.


MATT
You damn right you own me.

(Beetle juice walks out of the office)

INT-JAIL CELL

(Dill is in jail with a little kid, the cell looks mess up)

KID
Sir, what are you doing in here?

DILL
What you mean what are you doing, I'm
In jail you fucked up juvinile brat.

KID
                  Who would you rather bone, j-lo or Jack Nicholson?

DILL
               Jack Nicholson now, or in 1974?

KID
Now!

DILL
Jack

(A guard comes and opens the cell)

GUARD
YOU GOT A VISTOR AND YOU WILL BE BAIL OUT, DILL.

INT-HALLWAY

(Guard escort's dill to the vising room, they walk past a creepy, 
hallway)

DILL
DO you know who the vistor is?

GUARD
IT's you're son

DILL
MY son…

INT-VISTING ROOM

(Guard takes him to the visting room and he see matt in a booth, he 
goes over to him)

MATT
What's up missy man?

DILL 
What the hell are you 
Doing here?

MATT
I'm here to bail you out.

(He gets exited]

DILL
Thanks a lot man, but did mom gave
You the money to bail me out?

MATT
No! She did not give me the money.

[He gasps]

DILL
THEN, who did…? 

MATT
Beetlejuice..



DILL
What the hell is a beetlejuice?

MATT
This dude is a magical motherfucker…he will help you get the fuck out 
of this piece of shit hellhold.

DILL
FO' REAL! Shit, when can I met this beetlejuice 
Fella.

MATT
Right after, I get you out of this bitch
Ya heard me, my brotha.

DILL
You crazy than a motherfucker.


MATT
Crazy is somebody who looks like a beetlejuice

[Dill laughs] 

CUT TO:


INT-WAREHOUSE-NIGHT-LATER

[Dill and matt are inside a warehouse full of guns and bombs and rocket 
etc,]

DILL
WHERE IS BEETLEJUICE!

MATT
He should be here.

BEETLEJUICE [V.O]
I'm right here girls.

[They turn back and they see Beetlejuice dress in white and black 
pattern suit]

DILL
So you are the great beetlejuice, matt was talking
About.
 


BEETLEJUICE
THAT'S me…I love when my fans call me.
I've wanted to talk to you girls for a long ass time.

MATT
Sir, we are not girls.

BEETLEJUICE
QUIET! DON'T YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME AGAIN?

MATT
Sorry b.

BEETLEJUICE
Now listen up bitches. You see the weapons in
This bitch, that I want you
To help me destroy this woman.

DILL
Wait a minute, why the hell are we working for you anyways.

MATT
Because he help me get out of trouble at school and He was the one who 
paid for you to get out of
Jail so we own him and we going do what he says.

BEETLEJUICE
Yeah and we are going to kill this woman.


MATT
Do you mind telling us why you want us to kill this woman?

BEETLEJUICE
I'm a dead guy and she was responsible for my death and she use to 
cheat on me and she came home with a lot of man whores, she use to 
abused me and one day I committed suicide.

DILL
You make her sound like a bad husband
And you the harmless housewife.

MATT
SO, when do we kill this unfair bitch?

BEETLEJUICE
See the thing is…I planning of us to kill her after a couple days till 
I know the time is right.

MATT
Cool, this is just like that movie frenzy.

CUT TO:

EXT-PLAYGOUND-DAY

[dill and matt are sitting on bench]

MATT
Man, this beetlejuice cat is a trip.

DILL
Word.

MATT
How the hell is he going tell us to kill a female?

DILL
WHY the fuck are you going to negotiate with
These kind of people, man.

MATT
I don't know that's my only problem.

DILL
YOUR other problem will be my foot up your ass
If you don't stop fucking with these kinds of people now you got us in 
some fucked up mess.

[Lilly jogging by, she is wearing running gear]

DILL
LILLY

[LILLY turns to her right and she see dill]

LILLY
Oh my god! Dill, long time no see.

DILL
HOW are you doing?


LILLY
I'm doing fine. Ian Jackson and me are getting married.

DILL
OH! That's nice

MATT
OH, I think you just broke his heart

DILL
Man, shut the fuck up.

LILLY
All right I got to get going.

[She jogs away]

BEETLEJUICE
HEY, HEY, HEY….

[They look back and it's Beetlejuice standing behind a thee. They run 
to him]


MATT
Beetlejuice, WHAT the hell is you doing here.

BEETLEJUICE
That's the woman we suppose to kill.

DILL
WHO Lily.

BEETLEJUICE
HEY how do you know her name? I swear to god if you touch her, I'm kill 
you.

MATT
Whoa, wasn't this mission for us to kill her.

BEETLEJUICE
YEAH, but I changed my mind.

MATT
Then what are we suppose to do.

DILL
OH HELL NO!

BEETLEJUICE
I want to make her love me and worship me

DILL
Beetlejuice are you drunk or something.

BEETLEJUICE
NO! WHY

DILL
How are we going make somebody worship you?

MATT
NO! We can't buddy.

BEETLEJUICE
Alright just get to know her and ask her questions about me.

MATT
Look here buddy; she says she is getting married so you might as well 
leave her alone.

[Dill shoots matt a dark look]

BEETLEJUICE
Then we kill the little whore.

MATT
HAHAHA! That's what I'm talking about.

DILL
Killing, man this way out of line.

BEETLEJUICE
How is this way out of line?

DILL
THIS is murder and plus you died; of course she is going to fuck around 
with somebody else.

MATT
HEY! Beetlejuice come over for dinner we'll discuses more.

CUT TO:                     

INT-DINNER ROOM-NIGHT

[Beetlejuice, dill, matt, father, mother, Betty (dill's sister) and her 
friend kara are eating dinner]


FATHER
So beetlejuice, where in the blue hell did you get your name?

BEETLEJUICE
Oh my mom name me that after I died.

MOTHER
Oh okay suger.

FATHER
HEY MATT! did you still love Francine.

MATT
no.

FATHER
[smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down? 



MATT
I DON'T REMEMBER.


KARA
HEY! MRS.Matthews, did you mind I invited a guest.

MOTHER
what is the name of your guest.

KARA
her name is…lily

(a loud burst of gasp from beetlejuice and matt takes the room, 
everything is silent for a moment)

MOTHER
when is she coming?

KARA
Not today but maybe tommorrw…

BEETLEJUICE
HELL NO!

FATHER
What is wrong with you, it sound like
You had crush on this girl.

(they stare at him so creepy)

FATHER
What! Would you cut that shit out, looking at me like I done kill 
somebody.

FADE OUT:

INT.CLASSROOM

(the students are jumping around because the teacher is not in the 
class yet, matt is talking to his friend bob and principal collin comes 
inside the class)

PRINCIPAL
ALL RIGHT! SHUT THE HELL UP.

(the class sit and calms down)

     PRINCIPAL(CONT'D)
All right, MRS.Harrnett is in the hospital she was beating with a bat.

(there is mumble going in the class)

PRINCIPAL
We have a substitute teacher.

(he turns and walk toward the door and he leaves)

BOY
HELL YEAH! MOTHERFUCKER.

(the class laughs)

ANGLE on MATT

MATT
(to himself)
It is going to be hell of a day.

(then beetlejuice Disguise as a big butt teacher comes in the class)

BEETLEJUICE
Hello class, my name is Mrs.beetle and were going to do our addition.

(one student stands up ready to speak..)

STUDENT
Listen up lady! Were in the 11th grade you hear, we
Don't be learning this preschool shit.

(the whole class cheer and gives him a round of applause)

BEETLEJUICE
You can march down to the principal's office for using foul mouth talk.

(he get's up and leaves)


BEETLEJUICE
THIS my classroom for today and if anybody wants to direspect me then 
you can do that right in my face. if you are brave enough to do that 
then you will expect my foot up your…


MATT
HEY! Mr.Beetlejuice…I mean mrs.beetle, would you care to join me after 
school for some pleasant tea.


BEETLEJUICE
THANK YOU! That sounds fabulous. 

(the bell rings and all student walks towards the exit but matt goes 
over 
To beetlejuice)

MATT
That was unnecessary what you done today.

CUT TO:

                    INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

(We are in Dill's bedroom, just as his alarm clock goes off. 
BRRRRRTTT!!!)



RADIO ANNOUNCER (v.o) 
GOOD MORNING! SAN DIEGO, it's 
8'o clock and it will be bright day--

(matt, who is sleeping in the next bed. Turns off the alarm)

DILL
Raise and shine…bitch.

MATT
Forget you loser.

DILL
Man, I got that bj dude stuck in my
Head, you what I'm saying.

INT.KITCHEN

[the family is eating breakfest]

MOTHER
Dill, have some eggs alright honey.

DILL
That's okay I'm really full.

FATHER
What the hell you mean you full. what the hell you eat, boy.

DILL
I don't know all I know is that I'm full.

FADE OUT:

INT.CAR

[DILL is driving matt to school]

DILL
Hey, this shit is bugging me man.

MATT
So what the fuck you want
Me to do about it?


DILL
THIS IS MURDER what he wants us to do.
What I'm pissed about is why he want us 
To kill his fucking wife.

MATT
LETS ditch the dead guy.

DILL
I say we find lilly and let her be familiar 
With what's going on.

MATT
BUT I got school.


DILL
I don't really give a damn.

MATT
SO were we going to find her.

DILL
She lives in Mexico.

MATT
HOW could you possible know that?

FLASHBACK: 


EXT-PLAYGOUND-DAY

LILLY
I'm doing fine. Me and ian Jackson are getting married.

BACK TO PRESENT:


INT.CAR

[were to present]

MATT
I still don't get it.


DILL
Ian Jackson is living IN MEXICO.

INT.TRUNK

[Beetlejuice is under the trunk
Listening to the discussion]


BEETLEJUICE
[to himself]
Those sons of bitches really played
Me. This ain't over till I say it is.

EXT-MEXICAN BOARDER

[the car pulls up to the Mexican booth and a guard slides the window]

GUARD
HOLA! Were ya'll heading.

MATT
Mexico

DILL
No, WE are heading to a town called
La dipero, three miles south from here.

GUARD
May I see some passport, please.


DILL
UM…passport
[he turns to matt]
Passport.

[matt shakes his head]
DILL
SEE the thing is we are trying to
Vist our sick stepmother.

GUARD
NO PASSPORT, NO MEXICO.

MATT
Come on man, that's cold.

GUARD
You don't want to go jail in Mexico, amigo.

DILL
Damn right.

[dill turns to matt]

MATT
He fucking with the wrong two
People.


DILL
I'm about to show him
Something he'll never forget, Watch this.

[he stomps on the gas pedal and the car shoots like a bullet and goes 
through, smashing the plank and the car goes
High-speed and the car passes a board that's written 'welcome to 
mexico']

INT.CAR

[Dill and matt chuckle as the car goes speeding
Down the Mexican freeway]

DILL
THAT'S HOW WE DO, AIN'T THAT RIGHT.

[he throws up a hand five and matt slaps his hand]

MATT
You are the man. So-so what 
Now, do we know where she lives in La Dipero?

DILL
I assume she lives south of
La dipero, near the al rico store.

MATT
Do you think she let
Us in.


DILL
perhaps!

MATT
She better, shit! We did not just drive from
San diego to mexico for nothing.

FADE TO:

EXT. LA DIPERO- NIGHT

[the car is going leisurely down
A busy street, the car pulls up to a house and the boys are
Pause in front of the house]

INT. CAR

[DILL turns to matt, who cracks a nervous grin]

MATT
LET'S go. This girl
Married Beetlejuice.

[they get of the car and walks up to
The front door]

EXT.HOUSE- NIGHT

[THEY ARE POSITION IN FRONT OF THE DOOR]

DILL
You knock, young woman.

MATT
She might shoot me, I'm terrified.

DILL 
BOY, you got too many
Fuckin' problems.

MATT
OH YEAH! Who do you think
You are? I dare your ass to knock it.

DILL
Okay, I'll do it you
Big half pussy looking bitch.

MATT
Man! Fuck you cuz.

[right before dill knocks the door. Lilly opens the
The door and she is surprised when she makes out that
Its dill and matt]

LILLY
OH MY GOD! DILL what
Are you doing here?



DILL
WE live across the block, so the repairman were
Painting the house And he said we might
Walk around the block get some
Air and we heard you live here.

LILLY
Do you guys, want to
Come in and have some coffee
Make yourself at home
And shit.

MATT
That would be a treat.

INT. LILLY'S HOUSE - NIGHT 

[The boys are sitting on lily's couch watching TV. ]

ANGLE - TELEVISION - LARRY KING SHOW.

LARRY KING
Their was a terrible mess
That took place in the Mexican boarder.
The Mexican government believe
It was a confuse drunk driver.
Cia are looking for two
Black male with a '93 Honda.
Fbi are also investigate this accident.

INT. LILLY'S HOUSE - NIGHT 

[The boys are sitting on the couch in absolute shock]


MATT
OKAY! This shit is fucked. The feds are looking for us.

DILL
NO! They are not looking for us.

[Lilly comes in the living room]

LILLY
Whats going on?

DILL
Me and matt are having argument
About who is a funnier bill murry
Or will smith.

[THE phone rings and lilly picks it up]

LILLY
HELLO…its for you
Dill.

[She gives dill the phone ]




DILL
[talking on the phone]
HELLO.

BEETLEJUICE (v.o)
Its me bitch.

DILL
What do you want.

BEETLEJUICE (v.o)
I want the girl and I know were ya'll at.

DILL
Screw you and your fucking deal bitch.

BEETLEJUICE (v.o)
(laughs to himself)
You are a naughty man. Believe it 
Or not I'm get you and your bother and lily.

DILL
What don't you get. there is no way you will
Get lily in anyway. 

 BEETLEJUICE (v.o)
I'm sleeping over a hotel.
So I'm see you later.

[he hangs up]

MATT
Who the hell was that?

DILL
BEETLEJUICE.


MATT
Hot damn.

LILLY
BEETLEJUICE. Who is that?

MATT
I'M glad you ask that.

DILL
did you have a husband before Ian.

LILLY
I was married to this guy name bob. He commit suicide
After I called him a loser which he really was. He did
Not work. He just sit in crouch and acts like 
A jerk.

DILL
This crackhead got us believing that
You were the drunk jerk.



MATT
Somebody is lying to
Us and I will not buy it.

DILL
MAN! Would you shut 
Your ass up.

LILLY
You guys got to go.

[they gasp]

DILL
What are saying Lilly.

LILLY
You damn well know what I'm saying
You guys live across the street or
The block…

MATT
Why are you kicking us 
Out.

[then silent knock frezze the
Action.]

DILL
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A GODDAMN 
MOMENT…

[dill quietly paces to the door, he looks at Lilly and Matt and they 
both shrug]

DILL
Who is it? What you want?


IAN(v.o)
It's me, fool. Open the goddamn door
Before I'll do…

[dill unlocks the lock, Ian, a man in his 20' .
His a very muscular young man]

IAN
What the hell…what's going 
On here?

DILL
I live like across the street and
we was just about to leave…

[they leave out the entrance. Ian gaze at lilly]

FADE TO:




INT. HOTEL - BEDROOM


[dill is laying on the bed, matt is standing by the window as rain is 
flowing down the outside window]

DILL
Don't you realize that all this
 is a Joke.

[matt turns and he signs]

MATT
Yeah…you are right this is nothing but
A sick twisted joke.

[then a loud knock freeze the boys,
 they turn to eachother]

DILL
Go see who it is, boy.

MATT
Hell no, won't you go see
Who it is.

[the knock gets louder and louder, matt walks quietly
To the door]

DILL
[loud whisper]
You might need a weapon…
[he tosses him a racket, he opens the door
Beetlejuice is stading with a pistol, he is wet by the 
Rain]

BEETLEJUICE
Ya'll punks almost had me fooled.

[dill and matt has their hands up]

MATT
We didn't know where you
Were so how could we finish 
The deal.

BEETLEJUICE
Don't give me that bullshit. 
I know what happen. I was spying on ya'll
Bitches.

DILL
Yo, don't call me no bitch.

BEETLEJUICE
What then, I did call you a bitch.
What the fuck you going to do.

[Dill looks up at Beetlejuice]


EXT. MEXICAN FREEWAY-NIGHT

5 MINUTES LATER

EXT. MEXICAN FREEWAY- MIDNIGHT

[matt, Beetlejuice, dill are all walking in the side
THE camera pans to the sky…]

DILL(v.o)
Lilly and Ian whop our asses
And stole are car. I should of help Beetlejuice….

FADE TO BLACK 


THE END




CAST

DILL…….JAMIE FOXX

BEETLEJUICE……CHRIS TUCKER

MATT………NICK CANNON

LILLY……..CAMARON DIAZ

IAN………….Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr.

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